Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.

Media

Howard PortnoyNovember 9, 2013
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White man wins election in heavily black district by intimating he is black

If there’s an object lesson to the voters in this morality tale, it might be that beauty is more than…
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Media

Howard PortnoyNovember 9, 2013
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ESPN mouth breather: Why do we play National (aka ‘War’) Anthem before games?

This means war. The reference is a double entendre, denoting both the latest attack on something (anything) sports-related and the…
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Unyielding

Howard PortnoyNovember 9, 2013
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As many as 52 million Americans, 16%, could lose health insurance under Obamacare

President Obama is sorry. Boy, is he sorry! He is about the sorriest excuse for a president the nation has…
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Politics

Howard PortnoyNovember 8, 2013
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Dad who arranged nude photos of his daughters pleads not guilty to child porn charges

One man’s “family portrait” is another’s disgusting sicko porn. A South Florida man is claiming the nude photos he commissioned…
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National Security

Howard PortnoyNovember 8, 2013
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Pics of smiling dead jihadis: Syrian rebels’ latest recruitment tool

What do the two men pictured have in common? Yes, both are smiling and wear the same dreamy, faraway expression.…
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Law and Government

Howard PortnoyNovember 8, 2013
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As Obama forces out apology, Healthcare.gov spews out garbled code

The president did something unprecedented on Thursday. In an interview at the White House with NBC’s Chuck Todd, he uttered the…
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Law and Government

Howard PortnoyNovember 7, 2013
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Gaming Obamacare: A loophole that will result in massive fraud and overload the system

Gamers out there can expect a new triology to hit the market by spring of next year. Already in a…
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Unyielding

Howard PortnoyNovember 7, 2013
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CA high school feeling pressure to drop offensive ‘Arab’ mascot

Redskin, shmedskin. An Arab-American advocacy group is seeing red over another decades-old mascot, this one far less well-known than the…
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Politics

Howard PortnoyNovember 7, 2013
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MO man placed ad on Craigslist seeking someone to beat, rape his daughter

Craigslist, recent news reports have revealed, has a million and one uses. The popular online bulletin board can be used…
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Politics

Howard PortnoyNovember 6, 2013
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Video: Obama pledged at least 36 times that you could keep your health plan

In his novel “A Clockwork Orange,” Anthony Burgess depicts a horrifying dystopian future as seen through the eyes of a…
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Law and Government

Howard PortnoyNovember 6, 2013
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NM police subject man who ran stop sign to excessive rectum probe

Is that your clenched butt or are just unhappy to see us? That question was never asked by sheriff’s deputies…
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Law and Government

Howard PortnoyNovember 6, 2013
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Comedy tonight: Healthcare.gov crashes just as CMS chief brags it’s working great

This is slipstick made to order. Just as Medicare chief Marilyn Tavenner was boasting to a Senate committee on Monday…
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Media

Howard PortnoyNovember 6, 2013
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Ms. Marvel of Marvel Comics to return … as Muslim teen

I have it on good authority that her slogan will be “Truth, justice, and death to America.” Too soon? First,…
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Media

Howard PortnoyNovember 5, 2013
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So Obama lied. All presidents do it, right?

Give CNN and ABC News.com Senior Political Editor Z. Byron Wolf credit. At least in his article at the network’s website, Wolf…
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Education

Howard PortnoyNovember 4, 2013
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Parents angered over HS students learning to brew beer in school

Why don’t parents of school-age kids make up their minds? First, they complain that the little darlings aren’t learning anything…
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Law and Government

Howard PortnoyNovember 4, 2013
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If you wait till you’re sick to sign up for Obamacare, you may pay through the nose

Among the more insidious features baked into the Affordable Care Act — and one that has received relatively little attention…
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Media

Howard PortnoyNovember 4, 2013
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Hallmark rewrites lyric of popular Christmas carol to avoid offending … who?

“When you care enough to send the very — er, most politically correct.” That sentiment, which doesn’t exactly come tripping…
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Media

Howard PortnoyNovember 1, 2013
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CMS memo obtained by CBS shows that 6 people signed up for Obamacare on Day 1

Have the mainstream media found their collective conscience and begun at last to vet the most transparent administration in history?…
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Social Issues

Howard PortnoyOctober 31, 2013
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Woman hands out anti-obesity letter rather than candy for Halloween

Boo! Here’s a scary story to ponder just hours before the witching hour officially begins. A genuine hag in the…
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Law and Government

Howard PortnoyOctober 31, 2013
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Three myths about Barack Obama exploded by the health care debacle

When all is said and done, the Affordable Care Act is destined to remain the law of the land for…
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Sports and Culture

Howard PortnoyOctober 30, 2013
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Glenn Beck meets Lawrence O’Donnell: The movie?

No need to check the URL. You haven’t wandered over to The Onion. The Inquisitr reports that oil and water — better…
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Sports and Culture

Howard PortnoyOctober 30, 2013
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Man frustrated over lack of sex dismembers own manhood, lives to regret it

If thine eye offend thee… A Chinese man frustrated over “being single,” as MailOnline delicately puts it, cut off his own penis,…
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Politics

Howard PortnoyOctober 30, 2013
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There will be no Obamacaregate

It looks as though the president either lied or (like the Cambridge, Mass., police) acted stupidly when he said nineteen (count…
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Media

Howard PortnoyOctober 29, 2013
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Shape-shifters on the left find a scapegoat for Obama’s lie

Well, that was quick. Confirmation from the MSM that the president lied when he claimed Americans would be able to…
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Religion

Howard PortnoyOctober 29, 2013
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Atheist booties: The perfect shower gift for a godless mother-to-be

What do you give the expectant woman who has everything — except faith in a higher power? A German shoemaker…
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Law and Government

Howard PortnoyOctober 29, 2013
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WH website, blog still promising you can keep your health insurance

Hey, what do you expect from an administration that is still familiarizing itself with DOS command lines? Weasel Zippers notes that…
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Law and Government

Howard PortnoyOctober 29, 2013
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Obama lied, millions of insurance plans died

The lede paragraph in a blockbuster story reads as though it were the latest plot against the Obama administration by…
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Education

Howard PortnoyOctober 28, 2013
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Common Core’s latest: Teach 2nd-graders to salute Big Labor and Cesar Chavez

Earlier this year, “educators” in Texas had sixth-graders design their own socialist/communist flag. Supporters of the project maintained that its goal…
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Media

Howard PortnoyOctober 28, 2013
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Student to lose virginity via gay sexual encounter before audience in name of art

First there was Monet, whose paintings were so vague and unfinished-looking that one contemporary scornfully dismissed them “impressionist.” Then there…
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Politics

Howard PortnoyOctober 27, 2013
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SNL mocks Kathleen Sebelius, Obamacare website

In his Weekly Address on Saturday, President Obama spoke truth to weakness, admitting that “some people have poked fun at me this…
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Education

Howard PortnoyOctober 27, 2013
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Preschool prohibits lunches from home unless they are accompanied by doctor's note

What’s cooking at your child’s preschool? Not you, if you send your child to a certain unnamed preschool in Richmond,…
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National Security

Howard PortnoyOctober 27, 2013
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German media report Obama knew of Merkel spying as early as 2010

Remember Barack Obama’s promise early in his presidency to repair the U.S.’s reputation abroad? Remember how he reneged on that…
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Media

Howard PortnoyOctober 26, 2013
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MSNBC panel blames GOP and Obama equally for Obamacare rollout disaster

Apparently, they forgot to bring along their Obama administration handbook, which advises that whenever a “mess” occurs, blame is automatically transferred…
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Politics

Howard PortnoyOctober 26, 2013
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Senior VP at firm that built Obamacare website is Princeton classmate of First lady

There is surely a reasonable explanation for the fact that a top executive at the firm which received a no-bid…
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Politics

Howard PortnoyOctober 25, 2013
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Liberal hack Paul Waldman's solution for rescuing Obamacare is a day late and about a trillion dollars short

Paul Waldman, if you’ve never had the displeasure, is a card-carrying member of the loony left with a condition that…
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Law and Government

Howard PortnoyOctober 25, 2013
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Newest headache: Obamacare + sequestration = disaster for low-income families

Obama’s vaunted health care reform just sprung another leak, this one adversely impacting one of his MFC (Most Favored Classes):…
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Howard Portnoy

ESPN mouth breather: Why do we play National (aka ‘War’) Anthem before games?

As many as 52 million Americans, 16%, could lose health insurance under Obamacare

Pics of smiling dead jihadis: Syrian rebels’ latest recruitment tool

As Obama forces out apology, Healthcare.gov spews out garbled code

CA high school feeling pressure to drop offensive ‘Arab’ mascot

MO man placed ad on Craigslist seeking someone to beat, rape his daughter

So Obama lied. All presidents do it, right?

CMS memo obtained by CBS shows that 6 people signed up for Obamacare on Day 1

Three myths about Barack Obama exploded by the health care debacle

Glenn Beck meets Lawrence O’Donnell: The movie?

Man frustrated over lack of sex dismembers own manhood, lives to regret it

There will be no Obamacaregate

Shape-shifters on the left find a scapegoat for Obama’s lie

Atheist booties: The perfect shower gift for a godless mother-to-be

WH website, blog still promising you can keep your health insurance

Common Core’s latest: Teach 2nd-graders to salute Big Labor and Cesar Chavez

SNL mocks Kathleen Sebelius, Obamacare website

Preschool prohibits lunches from home unless they are accompanied by doctor's note

German media report Obama knew of Merkel spying as early as 2010

MSNBC panel blames GOP and Obama equally for Obamacare rollout disaster

Senior VP at firm that built Obamacare website is Princeton classmate of First lady

Liberal hack Paul Waldman's solution for rescuing Obamacare is a day late and about a trillion dollars short

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