An obit for a 3-year-old says WHAT?

It’s hard to imagine anything more heart-wrenching than the death of a toddler. It’s equally hard to imagine anything more mind-boggling than the obituary penned for three-year-old Jordan Charles Collins-Tyson of Lawton, Okla., who was tragically killed this week by his family’s pit bull.

Below, courtesy of the Smoking Gun, is a screen cap of the child’s obituary, published Monday in the “Lawton Constitution”:

3 year old killed by pitbull

In case you missed it, paragraph four, in addition to highlighting the child’s pleasures in life, reports that his “uncle Charlie taught him how to keep that pimp hand strong.”

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.


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