Now granted, we could have easily drawn this list out quite a bit. But five seemed like a nice number for a concise list of the numerous way in which Hillary Clinton embarrassed herself this past year.
Hillary shills her book in the dairy aisle at Costco
It’s bad enough after abundant public appearances in which she blamed everyone but herself for her loss at the polls in November 2016 that she felt compelled to write a book repeating the allegations. But it’s even worse that she had to sell copies in the dairy aisle at a Costco.
A Year in the Life pic.twitter.com/8Bf6n9dRi1
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 25, 2017
In fairness to Hillary, it could have been worse. Costco could have set up a signing table for her in the stock room or outside in the parking lot.
Clinton plays editor for a day at “Teen Vogue”
Just last month, Clinton served as a guest editor for one edition of the magazine “Teen Vogue.”
Today, we're announcing a very special issue of Teen Vogue, guest-edited by @HillaryClinton — the first-ever female Presidential candidate nominated by a major party, a woman who sits at the center of a historic paradigm shift. pic.twitter.com/uC1f5asL4w
— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) November 8, 2017
It’s unclear whether the 70-year-old grandmother was supposed to offer beauty tips to the mostly 12-year-old readers of the publication, all of whom are too young to wear makeup. Anyway, the main article of that edition was presumably an advice column titled “How to Be an Attention-Hungry Loser in One Easy Step.”
John McCain tells Hillary to zip it
Not only did the usually low-key senator from Arizona join the anti-Hillary brigade with a tweet venting his frustration over her non-stop finger-pointing, but he did so with an even less characteristic f-bomb.
John McCain on Hillary’s election memoir: “What's the fucking point?” https://t.co/BBSndAcx7s
— Rebecca Nelson (@rebeccarnelson) November 27, 2017
“What’s the f*cking point?” he asked. “Keep the fight up?”
“The hardest thing to do is to just shut up,” he added. Speaking of which…
Former Clinton fundraiser urges her to ‘just shut up and go away’
Continuing the theme of people growing weary over Hillary’s endless misery tour, a member of her campaign team said, “The best thing she could do is disappear.”
Former Clinton Fundraiser: “Honestly, I wish she’d just shut the f— up and go away” https://t.co/mRf6xGUTv8
— JWF (@JammieWF) September 7, 2017
The unnamed individual, cited in an article at “The Hill,” also dropped an f-bomb in her message, the longer version of which included the complaint that “she’s doing harm to all of us because of her own selfishness.” Hillary selfish? Who’da thunk it?
Hillary says she was worried Trump might grope her during the debate
Of all the vomit-inducing visuals…
In her election biography, Clinton claimed that during the second debate, Trump’s presence behind her was intimidating.
Coming up, we'll have a Morning Joe Exclusive on Hillary Clinton's new book, and here is a first look of Clinton discussing a debate. pic.twitter.com/xRkgcoTnKw
— Morning Joe (@Morning_Joe) August 23, 2017
Worse, she seemed to suggest that her nervousness was due to concern about what he might do to her.
“Two days before, the world heard him brag about groping women,” she explained. “Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces.”
“He was literally breathing down my neck,” Clinton said. “My skin crawled.”
She could have course taken precautions to limit the likelihood of a grope by, for example, showing up for the debate without makeup:
Cross posted at the Mental Recession