To protest new campus-carry law in Texas, students will strap on … giant dildos?

To protest new campus-carry law in Texas, students will strap on … giant dildos?

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets… We shall fight with giant sex toys.

At least the organizers of Campus (Dildo) Carry, which is scheduled for Aug. 24 at the University of Texas-Austin (hashtag: #cocksnotglocks), recognize that what they are doing is absurd, according to The College Fix.

The demonstration will consist of strapping “giant swinging dildos to our backpacks,” and is a reaction to a state law that permits concealed carry of firearms on campus.

So why dildos? From The College Fix:

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[O]rganized on Facebook by Jessica Jin, Ana López and Kailey Nicole Moore, [the protest] is intended to highlight the novelty of state law allowing weapons on campus but not the public display of dildos, which is considered illegal obscenity and also a violation of campus policy.

The official web page for the protest even has a video that answers the age-old question “Are guns grosser than dildos?”

Apparently, the protest organizers didn’t receive the notice that dildos are racist.

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.