We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets… We shall fight with giant sex toys.
At least the organizers of Campus (Dildo) Carry, which is scheduled for Aug. 24 at the University of Texas-Austin (hashtag: #cocksnotglocks), recognize that what they are doing is absurd, according to The College Fix.
The demonstration will consist of strapping “giant swinging dildos to our backpacks,” and is a reaction to a state law that permits concealed carry of firearms on campus.
So why dildos? From The College Fix:
[O]rganized on Facebook by Jessica Jin, Ana López and Kailey Nicole Moore, [the protest] is intended to highlight the novelty of state law allowing weapons on campus but not the public display of dildos, which is considered illegal obscenity and also a violation of campus policy.
The official web page for the protest even has a video that answers the age-old question “Are guns grosser than dildos?”
Apparently, the protest organizers didn’t receive the notice that dildos are racist.