Ever alert, our long-time colleague Joe Newby reports on pronouncements from the Sarkisian Sybil, America’s own Cher.
Taking to Twitter this week, Cher clarified how she feels about Ted Cruz. Bottom line: she doesn’t feel good.
“As Judas Was 2 Jesus, So Is Ted Cruz 2America” goes one tweet.
In another, Cher identifies Cruz as “SATAN INCARNATE” (you punctuate, we repeat).
AM IN STATE????BETWEEN Hypocrites IN GOP PARTY FAKING SURPRISE AT DONALD TRUMP,2 IDEA THAT PPL R FOOLED BY SATAN INCARNATE,T.CRUZ????WHERES MY????????????????
— Cher (@cher) December 11, 2015
Getting some pushback from the Twitterverse, she doubles down, going for not one but two “H” names, and a “D” word to top it off:
@Thisisponderous TED CRUZ is Scariest Kind of Deviant????He HIDES TRUE NATURE,But I've Heard Him Speak &He's Hitler With Uriah Heep,FAKE SMILE????
— Cher (@cher) December 12, 2015
Taking that much flak, Cruz must be over a high-value target.
Bonus image competition tie-in. Who does better battleship?
Or Donald Trump?