Take the Trump Butter Challenge

By J.E. Dyer

Just call him St. Donald of the Creamery.

A Missouri woman who opened a new tub of butter this week found the apparition of a face in the butter’s surface.  But it wasn’t the usual Jesus, Virgin Mary, or Elvis.  Jan Castellano’s butter presented a supernatural manifestation of Donald Trump.

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I think you’ll agree the resemblance is uncanny.

That said, Trump wasn’t the first popular icon I saw in the butter tub.

Butter Spongebob

Nor is he the only politician.

Butter Cruz

Republicans aren’t the only ones who seem to be lurking in that tub of butter either.

Butter Sanders

 

Butter Hillary

The disguise isn’t very good, but I think I see someone from another profession in the butter tub as well.

Butter Belichick

It’s getting crowded in there, but please let us know if your visionary synapses are tickled by any other resemblances.

J.E. Dyer

J.E. Dyer

J.E. Dyer is a retired Naval Intelligence officer who lives in Southern California, blogging as The Optimistic Conservative for domestic tranquility and world peace. Her articles have appeared at Hot Air, Commentary’s Contentions, Patheos, The Daily Caller, The Jewish Press, and The Weekly Standard.

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