Five horrifying Christmas songs you never knew existed (Video)

Five horrifying Christmas songs you never knew existed (Video)

David Hasselhoff – Jingle Bells

We’re not sure if this is the worst thing that ever happened to Christmas, or the best thing.

Two words, and only two words. The. Hoff.

Justin Bieber and Busta Rhymes – Drummer Boy

The Biebs makes his first of two appearances on this list, absolutely murdering the Christmas classic, Little Drummer Boy. When the song isn’t alternating from effeminate vocals to bad ass rap lyrics, it’s nailing foolz with these epic drops:

Now let me get straight to it, yo
At the table with the family, havin’ dinner
Blackberry on our hip and then it gave a little flicker
Then I took a look to see before it activates the ringer
Came to realize my homie Bieber hit me on the Twitter
I hit him back despite I had some food up on my fingers
Sippin’ eggnog, with a little sprinkle of vanilla
Even though it’s kind of cold, I’m pullin’ out a chinchilla

Word.

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Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss is editor of the Mental Recession, one of the top conservative blogs of 2012. His writings have appeared at the Daily Caller, American Thinker, FoxNews.com, Big Government, the Times Union, and the Troy Record.

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