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Video: 6-year-old throws tantrum because he can’t get married

Perhaps when he’s older — when he’s 8, maybe — Dean will look back on his crying fit and realize that throwing a temper tantrum is a pretty good indication you’re not ready for marriage.

The video comes courtesy of the website What’s Trending, which describes the situation this way:

Dean just really wants to be married already.

During the 6-year-old boy’s tantrum, his dad tried to calm him down by saying he doesn’t need to be married until he’s older…

Dean’s lament is priceless. “I’ll never marry. Not for eight hundred million billion weeks … and then I’ll be seven,” he sobs at one point. I didn’t bother to do the math, but I’m pretty sure Dean will be a lot older than 8 in eight hundred million billion weeks.

At another juncture, he sighs, “I wish I was 80! Because then I could get married.”

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.

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