Surely this can only enhance Joe Biden’s reputation for “relatability,” right? Alternate headline: “Decline invitation to the Vice President’s birthday pool party.”
The skinny (couldn’t resist) on this story comes courtesy of a new book offering a “behind-the-scenes” look at secret service details and the people they protect. One can only imagine that along with skinny dipping in the family pool, the second-in-command enjoys other hobbies like skeet shooting without a target.
The story from Fox News:
A forthcoming book that claims to give a behind-the-scenes look at the people the Secret Service protects reportedly airs some tantalizing details about Vice President Biden’s swimming habits.
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According to a New York Daily News account of the book, Secret Service agents say Biden likes to swim nude — to the chagrin of some in his detail.
“Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” journalist and author Ronald Kessler reportedly writes in “The First Family Detail,” due to come out next week. “Female Secret Service agents find that offensive.” [Emphasis added]
Apparently Biden has been running covert operations in the War On Women against female secret service agents in his own backyard. Can you imagine the scheduling when the Biden’s go home on vacation? I’m picturing a best two out of three rock-paper-scissors death match to avoid getting the pool detail.