Meet Bill Clinton’s latest mistress, code name ‘Energizer’

Meet Bill Clinton’s latest mistress, code name ‘Energizer’
Old habits die hard.

A New York Times best-selling author and former Washington Post reporter has released a new book in which he reveals that former President Bill Clinton has a “secret” mistress whose visits are so well known among his security staff that she has been given the playful nickname, “Energizer.” Ronald Kessler’s book, titled “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents,” is set to be released in early August. Excerpts were obtained by the New York Post.

One source in the book claims “Energizer” has no problem getting inside the Clintons’ home in Chappaqua, N.Y.

“You don’t stop her, you don’t approach her, you just let her go in,” the source is quoted as saying.

Another source that had gotten a good view of “Energizer” claims that she may have had some … ahem … enhancements.

Energizer, who is described as charming and friendly, sometimes brought cookies to the agents….

One told Kessler: “It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full … There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”

The security team’s for both Bill and Hillary allegedly work together in a coordinated effort to hide ‘Energizer’ from Hillary. Kessler describes Hillary’s team as notifying Bill’s team whenever the former First Lady is headed home, so that Clinton has time to get “Energizer” off the premises and to hide any evidence. A blue dress, for example.

Sources from the book also claim that Hillary is routinely “so nasty to agents and hostile to law enforcement officers and military officers in general” that they consider working her security detail “a form of punishment.”

To which Hillary would most likely respond, “What difference does it make?”

Cross-posted at the Mental Recession

Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss is editor of the Mental Recession, one of the top conservative blogs of 2012. His writings have appeared at the Daily Caller, American Thinker,, Big Government, the Times Union, and the Troy Record.

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