F-Cup Cookies from Japan: Bigger boobs in every bite

F-Cup Cookies from Japan: Bigger boobs in every bite

Most women who crave sweets worry that the calories will go straight to their hips. Now a Japanese candy maker has come out with a line of cookies that they claim will go right to a woman’s chest.

The name of the cleavage-enhancing treat — F-Cup Cookies — tells all. According to the Daily Mail:

The makers say that eating just two a day [presumably one cookie for each bazoom] will create a noticeable difference in breast size, and they have spread in popularity not only through Japan but other parts of Asia.

So what’s the secret ingredient in F-Cup Cookies? It’s the plant Pueraria Mirifica, which reportedly contains a chemical similar to estrogen that mimics the biological activities of the hormone.

The article’s author cautions that “there is no scientific evidence at all that Miroestrol has a similar effect to oestrogen on humans when eaten.” But what the hey. A gal who is not naturally endowed can dream (and so can her companion).

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.

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