Politics is a fickle game. No sooner does a candidate reach the delegate plateau necessary to clinch his party’s nomination when his opponent nails down the backing of one of the more vital groups of voters.
To put this in more concrete terms, this morning Donald Trump reached the magic number of 1,237, cementing his grasp on the Republican nomination. No sooner had The Donald received this good news than presumptive Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton, put a lock on the “Lumbersexual” male vote and the syphilis vote:
For the record, Lachlan Markey appears to have appropriated the #manenough4Hillary hashtag, which — if you search for it on Twitter — takes you to this not-at-all-weird page:
(h/t Weasel Zippers)