Car buyer performs oral sex on seller to lower sale price

Car buyer performs oral sex on seller to lower sale price

BJ foir Better Car PriceWhat, the cops never heard of barter? That is one way of interpreting the actions of prospective car buyer Crystal Frantzen, who was arrested for “servicing” the seller, Gary Tipton, in the front seat of his Cadillac in a busy parking lot on Monday.

Another way of interpreting what (or who) went down was to charge the pair, respectively, with prostitution and patronizing a prostitute. That was the interpretation settled on by authorities in Sullivan County, Tenn., where the incident occurred

The Smoking Gun offers a link to the police report, which fails to specify which of the two came up with the plan for “sweetening the deal.” The report does note, however, that deputies were summoned to the location by reports of indecent exposure and that upon speaking with Frantzen, who is 28, learned that she had been performing oral sex on the 58-year-old Gary Tipton in exchange for a better deal on the car.

According to a sheriff’s spokesperson, neither Tipton — who does not appear to be affiliated with an authorized Cadillac dealership — nor Frantzen indicated what the 90’s model Cadillac’s asking price was or what discount Frantzen would be receiving for pleasuring the seller.

Tipton was released from the county jail this morning after posting $2000 bond. Frantzen was arraigned today and released after posting $1000 bond.

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Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.

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