Yes, Michael Bloomberg sang and somersaulted in a musical comedy send-up with Nick Jonas

By J.E. Dyer
Yes, Michael Bloomberg sang and somersaulted in a musical comedy send-up with Nick Jonas
Just a bit of (stage) business for a busy billionaire-mayor. Inner Circle skit performance 2012. Video via Twitter

By any measure, it was a rough weekend on Twitter for 2020 candidate Michael Bloomberg, former mayor of New York City.

It’s probably hard to pick the low point.  (The one about Texans saying “scared as a cat at the dog pound” might be a good place to start.)

Will this presidential election be the most important in American history?

But certainly one viral-going video will be among the most memorable of the Mike 101 moments emerging from the archeological deep dig.

In the video, Bloomberg appears to be seen attired in an old-fashioned “track suit,” holding a football and being passed overhead by his castmates in a somersault.  Following this acrobatic turn, the video cuts to a duet with Nick Jonas, who sings effervescently about a “Brotherhood of Mike!”

Eyes across America were squinting, and brows were furrowed in disbelief.

I confess, I wondered if this might be a deep fake.  At certain points, Bloomberg’s head seems to wobble just a shade too much for reality.  And he doesn’t look much younger than he is now, if any.  Was a 70-odd-year-old man really going aloft (the hands-up-for-hoisting moment is priceless) to be turned head over heels, however carefully, by a bunch of jokers in red jerseys and fake antique football helmets?

It’s not a deep fake.  It really happened in 2012.  So Bloomberg was eight years younger, if still no spring chicken.

Then-Mayor Bloomberg was performing with cast members from “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying,” which was running on Broadway.  It was a skit for charity; the Inner Circle “hook” for this annual theatrical-performance endeavor is that it’s a political roast.

The Inner Circle organization explains:

Following their own showstopping performances, the Inner Circle cleared the stage for Hizzoner to return the jokes and barbs with help from stars Nick Jonas, Beau Bridges and other cast members of “How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying.”

Mayor Mike, of course, retitled his show “How to Succeed By Bloomberg” in which he mentors a young man working on the restoration project at City Hall to have bigger goals in life and offers him tips to reach them.

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(At the link, Beau Bridges is wearing the red letter-sweater in the image up the page a bit from airborne Mike.)

The Inner Circle’s 2012 theme of “Preoccupied” appears to relate to the “Occupy” movement that was creating such a buzz in the 15-18 or so months prior to the 31 March 2012 performance by Mayor Bloomberg.  The proceeds from the annual show go to charity.

So there you have it.  Good times, good works.

If we look hard enough, there may be a redeeming (or at least kind of plausible sounding) explanation for a number of the Bloomberg bloopers that zoomed across the infosphere in the last 48 hours.

One was his video-snared comment that farming requires less “grey matter” than the information economy.  Well, farming and using a lathe.  Probably some other things too.

Plenty of indignant tweeps mounted a heroic ratio for this rascally riff.  But Eugene Kontorovich stepped in to offer some perspective.

I think I’d point out that farming wasn’t actually a simple, rote-activities line of work 300 or 1,000 years ago either.  But we could spend all day on that one.

This next one, from 2011, has to be a bit tougher to talk down.

In it, Bloomberg suggests that if a 95-year-old comes in with prostate cancer, “we” should say, among other things, “Go and enjoy; have a nice day … No cure, and we can’t do anything.”

The kicker, in this case, is that the men he was speaking to were sitting Shiva for their brother who had just died, and this wasn’t a campaign stop; it was a condolence call.  (One of the brothers was Nachum Segal, a well-known local radio host.)

Yeshiva World reported:

Mayor Bloomberg first offered his condolences, and then discussed some very interesting topics, such as overcrowding in emergency rooms, Obamacare, immigration, smoking, eating salt, NYC traffic, and some other interesting items.

Put me in the “Strongly Disagree” column for denying people medical care based solely on age.

Other revelations have been swarming in.  LU’s Ben Bowles noted one that didn’t arrive in a video clip, but does seem to match the attitude toward, er, human life and health care from the Shiva condolence video.  Bloomberg is alleged to have tersely advised a pregnant employee to “Kill it!”

The Daily Beast has a compendium, for those with no interest in hanging onto precious brain cells.

Meanwhile, Bloomberg has made other forays into musical comedy.

Go and enjoy; have a nice day.

J.E. Dyer

J.E. Dyer

J.E. Dyer is a retired Naval Intelligence officer who lives in Southern California, blogging as The Optimistic Conservative for domestic tranquility and world peace. Her articles have appeared at Hot Air, Commentary’s Contentions, Patheos, The Daily Caller, The Jewish Press, and The Weekly Standard.

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