SNL writer Sarah Beattie offers oral sex to anyone who punches Covington student in face

SNL writer Sarah Beattie offers oral sex to anyone who punches Covington student in face
Sarah Beattie (Image via Twitter)

It’s not exactly an invitation to make love instead of war, but it’s probably as close to a gesture of affection as the hate-filled Left will get. Sex kitten Sarah Beattie, whose night job is writing for Saturday Night Live, offered oral sex to anyone who succeeds in punching Nick Sandmann, the student most associated with the Covington Catholic High School kerfuffle, in the face. “I will blow whoever manages to punch that maga kid in the face,” she tweeted.

We couldn’t find the tweet on her Twitter feed, which has apparently since been withdrawn, presumably along with the offer of sexual favors for committing assault on a minor, but screenshots continue to abound:

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“Interesting,” Christian broadcaster and on-air personality Matt Crouch wrote in response, “so you’re willing to offer fellatio to someone who punches a minor in the face?”

That pretty much sums it up.

Keep in mind that the prurient gesture was made in spite the fact that the full video shows that the teens involved were well-behaved while so-called “adults” hurled racial slurs and insults at them. But they’re made out by propagandists in the Democrat-media complex to be the “enemy” because they were wearing “Make America Great Again” hats.

One individual wondered whether inciting violence doesn’t violate Twitter’s terms of service. Ask a silly question.

Another person reminded us:

Another writes:

Even occasional LU contributor Jeff Dunetz get in on the action:

Beattie, by the way, refers to herself on Twitter as a “comedy person” with “big tits.” Sounds like she has a firm grasp on her marketable assets.

Conservative blogger Cassandra Fairbanks says she “reached out to Saturday Night Live and NBC for comment,” but it appears no one has responded as of this writing. Color me not surprised.

Crouch tells us that Beattie “was named one of five Comedians Who Might Help You Stay Sane for the Next 4 Years by Vogue.” Soundslike she’s just another left-wing hatemonger proving that liberalism is an ideology of insane rage and hate.

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