I kid you not. Emotionally damaged snowflakes at this Ivy League bastion will receive more than hugs to help them “destress in light of the tumultuous election season.” According to Campus Reform, these perpetual children will be pampered with coloring books (feminist themes, of course), snacks, and liberals’ answer to all the ills of the world: hot cocoa. Whether the coeds will be provided with “stuffies” to cuddle at nap time is not stated.
According to a Facebook page hosted by Barnard SGA Campus Life Committee, the event, titled “Cocoa + Coloring with RBG,” will be sponsored in conjunction with the American Association of University Women. “Feminist coloring pages, hot chocolate, and snacks will be provided…what more could you want?!” reads the announcement. How about a pair or whatever it is that women grow when they become full-fledged adults?
Campus Reform notes that “the feminist coloring pages will include feminist icons including Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Rosie the Riveter, and Hillary Clinton.” Hillary who?
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The article further notes:
According to The Columbia Spectator, students from both Barnard and nearby Columbia University came “running, screaming, and crying” to the campus Quad when Trump’s victory was announced, subsequently protested Trump’s victory, and even requested that their professors postpone midterms after learning about the news.
In case you’re planning to crash the event, you’ll want to know that it’s being held in the “Social Justice Lounge.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
