7-plus ways to ruin Valentine’s Day (brought to you by the Democrats)

Ah, Valentine’s Day! Love is in the air, and so is the scent of profits to be corralled by florists, greeting card makers, and chocolatiers throughout the land.

Forgive my cynicism, but it’s hard to get all dewy and gooey after reading about a love affair between a human and a dolphin.

But I digress. The following is a pictorial on how to ruin Valentine’s Day, courtesy of our friends at the Republican National Committee. Their series had six items. I have added a couple of my own at the end.

Can’t you just feel the love?

1. Wallow by yourself.