Behold Planned Parenthood’s erect penis Christmas ornament

Complete this sentence: “All I want for Christmas is ____.” How did you answer? The old-timers out there may have responded with “my two front teeth,” while those of more recent coinage probably said “you.” Here’s hoping no one mimicked our ever-more-pathetic president, who appeared several days ago on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, where he riffed on the lyric from the Mariah Carey song with “you to sign up for healthcare [sic: Obamacare is health insurance, quite distinct from health care] at”

Here’s also hoping everyone strenuously avoided Planned Parenthood of Maryland’s gratuitously obscene offer via Facebook:

The inappropriate contest was also posted on PPMaryland’s Twitter account Dec. 4 but appears to have since been scrubbed.

LifeNews, which has preserved a record of the tweet, writes:

Yes siree – this was the sex-crazed abortion giant’s grand prize during their Sex Trivia Holiday Edition event….

No…this is not a joke. Abortion giant Planned Parenthood which gets 1/2 billion dollars a year in federal tax dollars created this lovely holiday gem.

After glimpsing this nauseating exploitation of the Christmas holiday, you might find Obama’s sickly appeal almost (almost!) palatable.

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.


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