The office of Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE), one of the many divisions of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), posted a contract solicitation earlier this month for obese illegal alien underwear.
The sizes range from “Medium” all the way up to “6X Large,” encompassing every size in between.
The author is making the assumption that the purchase is being made for regular sized and obese illegal immigrants. What else could it be?
I wonder what America’s founding fathers would think?
Here is the contract request, if you would like to place a bid:
| 001 | White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Medium Per Dozen | 600 | DZ |
| 002 | White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Large Per Dozen | 600 | DZ |
| 003 | White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: X-Large Per Dozen | 600 | DZ |
| 004 | White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 2X-Large Per Dozen | 400 | DZ |
| 005 | White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 3X-Large Per Dozen | 400 | DZ |
| 006 | White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 4X-Large Per Dozen | 400 | DZ |
| 007 | White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 5X-Large Per Dozen | 300 | DZ |
| 008 | White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 6X-Large Per Dozen | 200 | DZ |
