Handcuff key gets lodged in woman’s vagina during ‘sex play’

The most interesting takeaway from this story, culled from the Huffington Post, is that the Learning Channel felt a need to add to its Saturday lineup a series titled “Sex Sent Me To The E.R.” If, like the author, you lead a sheltered life, let that sink in for a minute.

OK, on to business:

A Canadian couple’s kinky role-play session ended with a woman being taken to the hospital with handcuff keys got stuck inside her.

The couple, identified only as Jason and Michelle, were in Van Nuys, California, when they decided to role play that she was a beautiful princess and he was a fire-breathing dragon…

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Handcuffs, the HuffPo goes onto note, “were involved.” (Who would doubt it?) Somehow the keys ended up in Michelle’s uterus, necessitating a trip to the emergency room. Once there, the couple was reluctant to tell the doctor on staff what had happened.

The story ended up in an episode of the TLC series. Would it be cynical to speculate whether that was the objective all along?

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.

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