A naked man walks into a McDonald’s…

A naked man walks into a McDonald’s…

Stop me  if you’ve heard this one.

Actually, it’s not a joke, and it’s not even that uncommon. Last month, a pantsless man walked into a McDonald’s in Maryland. The month before that, the setting was sunny California.

In this latest incident, the man did The Full Monty — in Chicago, no less. CBS News notes that a video of the incident was shot (naturally), which “shows the man parading around the restaurant for about two minutes before police arrive.”

At one point, some customers begin to strike the man with a yellow “Caution” sign. However, the man did not appear to be injured.

Before then, the man tried to enter a door leading to the food preparation area, approached the counter several times and strutted around the entire floor amid screaming and laughter.


The video show [sic] full-frontal nudity (the man isn’t even wearing shoes or socks) and is not safe for work….


Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.


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