The dawning of the Maleficus and the Beta Males

The dawning of the Maleficus and the Beta Males

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In 2008 Barack Obama famously vowed to fundamentally transform the United States of America.

Whether conservatives want to admit it or not, he has. And not just by his various domestic foreign disasters policies.

Oh, no — let’s put the following aside for the moment:

  • At least $20,000,000,000,000 in debt by 2016.
  • The complete and total dismantling and demoralization of our armed forces.
  • Obama’s cheerleading for greater racial strife and division.
  • Our allies don’t trust us while our enemies grow more and more emboldened.
  • Hundreds of other screw-ups too numerous to mention.

For a nation that literally saved the world twice (World War II and the Cold War), all of the above can be remedied, but only of course if we have the national will to either nut-up or shut-up.

But I digress…

With a slobbering and kowtowing media doing their best Reichsministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda impersonation seen since 1945, Barack Obama has quietly but most assuredly made a fundamental transformation of what exactly we in the United States consider a strong, mature, confident and well-adjusted man and woman to be.

While the likes of Rep. Michele Bachmann has the tune “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” dedicated to her on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, we’re also treated to CNN’s Martin Bashir advocating Gov. Sarah Palin’s mouth be defecated into.

Other than them being Republican, I simply fail to see what could have inspired such foaming-at-the-mouth hatred dripping from the wrinkled jowls of former hippies who supposedly spent their formative years as members of the Luv Generation. 

“The Bitch is Back” – Elton John 1974 

While Bachmann and Palin are depicted as evil incarnate, the new normal is somehow Wendy Davis, not only pushing for abortion even up to the moment of birth but also for abandoning children she bore so she could further her professional career.

Any media come down on her for walking out on her kids or filing for divorce the day after her then-husband made the last payment on her school loans? Not only no, but hell no.

Then there’s this gal who bills herself as a feminist writer of some repute as well as being a self-proclaimed “powerhouse” Amy Glass is making headlines here at LU with her latest blog masterpiece “I Look Down On Young Women With Husbands And Kids And I’m Not Sorry.”

Any media come down on her for referring to the millions of wives and mothers as those whose sole accomplishment in life was to “get knocked up or find someone to walk down the aisle with”? Not only no, but hell no.

Then we come to Hillary Rodham Clinton.

After attempting to look at her career objectively, I can’t help but come to the conclusion that her greatest accomplishment was to stand by her man while he conducted himself in the Oval Office like a drunken frat boy on Spring Break.

Should I even bring up her “what difference does it make” comment over the corpses of the four killed by terrorists in Benghazi?

And there’s a very good chance she’ll be the next President of the United States.

The GBF is Now the Boy Next Door…

Remember when Pretty in Pink’s Ducky and Christian from Clueless had us all wondering how they could hang out with hotties but not suffer the dizziness caused by a raging … umm … hormones?

Not anymore.

Pajama Boy is everywhere, and not just on that disturbing advertisement for ObamaCare.

Ray Romano, Ross from Friends, that nerdlinger guy from Two and a Half Men, the entire ovarian-challenged cast member of Big Bang Theory, etc, etc, ad nauseam, every one of them very well could be that imaginary son Barack Obama is constantly referring to.

I realize this is a contradiction in terms, but now we come to the King of the Beta Males.

Never mind a rambunctious Barry playing footsie with the very leggy and very Nordic Danish Prime Minister at the recent memorial for some dead African Communist.

Granny Michelle quickly brought those shenanigans to an end. Needless to say, she successfully made her beloved look like the biggest puddy-tat on the face of the planet. Ever.

Other than his submissive don’t-make-me-turn-this-stadium-around treatment from his mother/father figure, Obama has more than a few times blames his presidential shortcomings on a cable news network and a radio talk show host.

Seriously? Dude, you’re the President of the United States. How about acting like it?

Well, then again — perhaps his “fundamental transformation” crack is the only campaign promise he’s ever kept.

T. Kevin Whiteman

T. Kevin Whiteman

T. Kevin Whiteman is a retired Master Sergeant of Marines. He has written for Examiner, Conservative Firing Line, and other blogs.


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