Want an aging has-been to go down on you? Then vote for Hillary

Want an aging has-been to go down on you? Then vote for Hillary
Image: By Mystique

That’s the “Material Girl” (aka Madonna), age 58, net worth $560 million, sense of proportion sorely missing.

The singer, whose relevance as an entertainer was being questioned as far back at February 2015, is a Hillary Clinton supporter (big surprise) and has attempted to use sex in one way or another (bigger surprise) to persuade voters to come over to the dark side. Last month, Madonna posted a nude selfie that was intended somehow to win over voters. She subsequently deleted the image, but according to Twitchy you can still view it, though I can’t for the life of me imagine why anyone would want to.

Anyway, the story is old hat. The perfomer’s latest bit of Hillary PR is to get physical with presumably any male who agrees to vote for the Democratic nominee. By a conservative estimate, she has agreed to perform fellatio on somewhere in the vicinity of 43 million men!

The Clinton campaign has issued no statement for or against Madonna’s absurdly unrealistic offer, but considering the candidate’s alleged position on the objectification of women, I can only assume she’s opposed to it.

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.


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