Mike Pence handily beat interrupting cow in VP debate

Mike Pence handily beat interrupting cow in VP debate
Image: (Left) YouTube screen grab via Jun J; (Right) YouTube screen grab via The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

There has never been a vice presidential debate that has affected the outcome of a presidential race. This year’s version of the undercard debate will be no different. Although Republican Mike Pence was the clear winner, it doesn’t really matter because voters cast their ballots based on the presidential candidates not the VPs.

The VP debate reminded me of a joke my kids used to tell me when they were in elementary school:

My kids: Knock, Knock.
Me: Who’s there?
My kids: Interrupting cow.
Me: Interrupting cow wh—
My kids: Moooooooooo!!!!!!!!

In the VP debate Tim Kaine played the role of interrupting cow. His strategy was not to let Mike Pence finish a sentence. The Democrat was so obnoxious at times viewers must have been begging for someone to run on stage and duct-tape shut the mouth of the Virginia Senator.

Kaine’s strategy hurt him, according to reports by Dan Merica of CNN and Abby Phillip of the Washington Post:

The Indiana governor, for his part, delivered a smooth performance lobbing attacks at Hillary Clinton while refusing to be baited by Kaine’s interruptions and insults, perhaps making his opponent look even worse by remaining calm.

Nothing seemed to bother the unflappable Pence even though the moderator, Elaine Quijano, seemed to be helping Kaine.

Kaine’s attacks seemed, canned and Pence was ready for most of them:

“Do you want a ‘you’re hired’ president in Hillary Clinton or a ‘you’re fired’ president in Donald Trump?” Kaine asked at one point. Pence replied, “Well, first, let me say I appreciated the ‘You’re hired,’ ‘You’re fired’ thing. You used that a lot and I think your running mate used a lot of pre-done lines.”

James Hohmann of the Washington Post commented on this one, and so did Emily Schultheis of CBS News:

After another Kaine attack Pence answered with,” Did you work on that one a long time? Because that had a lot of really creative lines in it.”

Perhaps my favorite Pence counter was:

Kaine wasn’t all bad. In fact, at one point he delivered some surprising but happy news: We can all relax now – terrorism is decreasing. Perhaps he is right. After all so far in 2016 there has been only 1,837 acts of terrorism in the world, resulting in the deaths of over 15 thousand innocents, and injuring another 18 thousand plus.

Maybe Kaine believes that terrorism is decreasing because there have been only six attacks in the U.S. so far this year, and only 49 people died and another 97 were injured. Whether those numbers are lower than the those in the first nine months of 2015, the American people certainly continue to rate terrorism as one of their biggest concerns.

Perhaps the biggest loser in the VP debate Elaine Quijano herself. It would be wrong to say she lost control of the debate; she never had control. From the very beginning she failed to stop the candidates when they were simply talking over one another. And there were times when the candidates where seemingly in the middle of a good discussion, but she insisted they move onto the next topic.

In the end it was Mike Pence’s night by a large margin, but sadly this VP debate, like all the ones before it will have no effect on the final outcome.

Cross-posted at The Lid

Jeff Dunetz

Jeff Dunetz

Jeff Dunetz is editor and publisher of the The Lid, and a weekly political columnist for the Jewish Star and TruthRevolt. He has also contributed to Breitbart.com, HotAir, and PJ Media’s Tattler.


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