When girlfriend disapproves of dog, man puts up Craigslist ad … with hilarious results

When girlfriend disapproves of dog, man puts up Craigslist ad … with hilarious results
Image: Craigslist

Some people are into pets, others not so much. The girlfriend of a Roanoke, Va., man fell into the latter category. The woman was not all that enamored of his beloved beagle, Molly.

So the man, no doubt with some reluctance, put an ad on Craigslist that included a photo of Molly and a message that began dolefully, “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”

The ad went on to indicate that she was a “purebred from a wealthy area,” adding that she’s a little high maintenance” and “stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work.”

If you are a dog person (yo!) and feel sad over Molly’s fate, you should read the ad, which is reproduced below, in its entirety. I promise, it will make your day.

Craigslist ad for dog

(h/t New York’s Daily News)

Ben Bowles

Ben Bowles

Ben Bowles is a freelance writer.


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