Guess which show in the fall lineup will feature full-frontal nudity?

Guess which show in the fall lineup will feature full-frontal nudity?

I’m sorry, you’re out of guesses. And, no, it’s not “American Ninja Warrior,” though endurance challenges performed in the all-together is not exactly a new idea.

The answer to the title question is provided by a poster in the New York subway system courtesy of Fox News’s Todd Starnes:

Muppets poster

The website One Million Moms has sounded the alarm, warning that “ABC’s new adaptation of ‘The Muppets’ is for adults only!”

The mature version of “The Muppets” will cover a range of topics from sex to drugs. Miss Piggy came out as a pro-choice feminist during an MSNBC interview. The puppet characters loved by kids in the 1970s and 1980s and beyond are now weighing in on abortion and promiscuity.

ABC hopes children watch the show and predict they would enjoy some of the humor, but 1MM would disagree. It is not the show it once was. ABC has ruined “The Muppets.” How many parents want to explain the punchline of sexually charged jokes to young children?

Children and sexuality may seem like strange bedfellows, but liberals have been crusading for years to make children as young as kindergarten age sexually aware. The goal of this effort has reportedly been to prevent unwanted pregnancy and the spread of disease, though statistics suggest suggest a paradoxical effect.

Here for what it’s worth is a trailer for the new show. No need to ask the kiddies to leave the room.

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Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.


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