Girlfriend gives man ultimatum, her or his dog: Easy choice, he says

Girlfriend gives man ultimatum, her or his dog: Easy choice, he says

When Scott Ladauti’s girlfriend forced him to choose between her and his dog, he adopted the only course of action he could. He said goodbye to the filthy beast. Then he and his best friend, his dog, headed off to greener pastures.

Ladauti is philosophical about the breakup, telling the Huffington Post:

I lived in my car for, like, four days with my dog before my parents would let us come back to their house. But I would have been homeless with her forever.”

The relationship, he notes, had been on the skids for some time.

I sort of got the dog, I guess, to try to save the relationship. I mean, I’d always wanted a dog, and we were living in a terrible area, so I thought getting a dog was probably the best idea. I mean, we would have fallen apart anyway. This definitely accelerated it.

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Every time the dog did something wrong, I would take the dog’s side. And we would just get in a fight about that too. So it was bad all around, but I made the right choice for sure.

 

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.


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