The topic is so unpalatable that we gave serious thought to deep-sixing this Valentine’s Day head scratcher, but we figured LU readers might have some fun with it. It’s hard to know where to begin trying to guess what Cassanova here (actually more like Cassanova’s grandfather) thinks women need for Valentine’s Day.
Below is a picture of him that contains the answer, which we’ve airbrushed out. The unedited image has made the rounds, and you may have seen it on Twitter. But if you haven’t feel free to guess. We’ll give you a hint: It’s not a set of hair plugs for milady.