De Blasio knifes New Yorkers in the back, forks them over

De Blasio knifes New Yorkers in the back, forks them over

Amid cries of “oh, Madonn’!” and “whadda cafone!” New York City’s brand spanking new mayor Bill de Blasio may have just had a honeymoon with Gotham voters shorter than any of Rock Hudson’s marriages, as reported by ABC News on Jan. 10, 2014.

Nonnas from Staten Island to the Bronx swooned whilst goombas steamed as the unrepentant fan of everything Marxist dug into what appeared to be a pizza Margherita — using a knife and fork!

New Yorkers may have been able to get past de Blasio’s Sandinista past and even his love for the hated Boston Red Sox, but his faux pas l’accoutrement has raised an ire that’s managed to cross ethnic lines.

As cited by ABC, angry locals with vowel-rich and often unpronounceable last names took to Twitter to express not only their outrage, but at least one New Yawker calling for de Blasio’s immediate impeachment.

Swiss – Jus’ Like Dat Fanook School He Once Wuz At…

Not since the now heavily-botoxed John Kerry’s 2003 Philly cheesesteak fiasco have so many Italians simultaneously gasped, possibly not counting the release of the 2012 40th Anniversary Blue-ray Godfather Limited Edition Box Set.

Apparently not knowing that Philly cheesesteak only comes served with a trademark protected brand of processed quasi-cheese product, Kerry requested his sandwich be served with Swiss cheese.


T. Kevin Whiteman

T. Kevin Whiteman

T. Kevin Whiteman is a retired Master Sergeant of Marines. He is the founder of the blog Unapologetically Rude and has written for Examiner and other blogs.

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