Precious Snowflake Alert: Liberals decry NORAD escorting Santa

Precious Snowflake Alert: Liberals decry NORAD escorting Santa

Canada_NORAD_Jet_Fighters_Santa_2008Sometimes no matter how hard America’s freedom fighters try to be the good guys that they really are, certain people manage to find fault, as reported by Fox News on Dec. 4, 2013.

Be Careful Over the Senkaku Islands, Santa…

The good folks at the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) are ensuring both al Qaeda terrorists and possibly the Chinese Air Force steer clear of knocking Santa, his team of reindeer, and sleigh full of presents for the good little girls and boys are smoked out of the Christmas Eve skies.

Nonetheless, self-proclaimed child advocacy groups have fired off their own surface-to-air missiles with warheads of self-righteous indignation at the guardians of our freedoms.

With the joint US-Canadian defense command tracking St. Nick since the mid-1950s, US Navy Captain Jeff Davis stated, “We wanted to let folks know that, hey, this is a NORAD video, and we’re the military and this is our mission.”

The naval aviator also added in regard to the Santa-tracking-program and the reason why NORAD exists:

It’s still cutesy since it’s for kids, but we don’t want people to lose sight of our true mission.

Enter Captain Buzzkill…

Allen Kanner (right) teaches a little boy how to more like a pussy (left).
Allen Kanner (right) teaches a little boy how to more like a pussy (left).

Nevertheless, California child and family psychologist and co-founder of the Boston-based Campaign for a Commercial Free Childhood and noted killjoy Allen Kanner, whined to The Boston Globe that the Pentagon is “completely out of line” for linking Christmas with the Armed Forces.

Somehow forgetting that not once in the history of this nation has a child and family psychologist ever sacrificed his own life to ensure the freedoms enjoyed by all, Kanner further criticized NORAD:

Children associate Santa with gifts and fun and everything else that is positive about Christmas.

They are associating this with the military in children’s minds.

Haters Gonna Hate…

Anti-military educator of youth Amy Hagopian gives Megyn Kelly absolutely nothing to worry about.
Anti-military educator of youth Amy Hagopian gives Megyn Kelly absolutely nothing to worry about.

Aging hippie and babooshka aficionado Amy Hagopian, assistant professor at the University of Washington’s made-up major Global Health, feigned outrage that the Department of Defense had the bad manners to educate children that those in the Profession of Arms are in the business of protecting the vulnerable and often help those who may be mistreated by mean people.

As Hagopian sneered:

I think people are quite aware of the military’s true mission.

If the military wants to keep its ranks stocked, it needs to appeal to children.

The military knows it can’t appeal to adults to volunteer.


T. Kevin Whiteman

T. Kevin Whiteman

T. Kevin Whiteman is a retired Master Sergeant of Marines. He is the founder of the blog Unapologetically Rude and has written for Examiner and other blogs.

Commenting Policy

We have no tolerance for comments containing violence, racism, vulgarity, profanity, all caps, or discourteous behavior. Thank you for partnering with us to maintain a courteous and useful public environment where we can engage in reasonable discourse. Read more.

You may use HTML in your comments. Feel free to review the full list of allowed HTML here.

Facebook Comments

Disqus Comments