Now trending on Twitter: Obama bus tour names

Now trending on Twitter: Obama bus tour names
In perpetual campaign mode since 2007

The 2012 election is over, and in the view of many, the best man lost. You’d never know that the campaign season ended nine months ago to judge from the actions of the president. He’s boarded his old campaign bus for a two-day swing through college campuses.

His stated goal is to ”shame” institutions of higher learning into lowering tuition (what a guy!), though his agenda also include selling Millennials on Obamacare and getting out of Dodge while the Middle East burns.

The mere sight of Obama climbing aboard that same black, gas-guzzling, armored, Canadian-built(!) leviathan was sufficiently inspirational to catapult the hashtag #ObamaTourBusNames to trending on Twitter. To start the weekend with a chuckle, here are a few of my faves. Feel free to come up with one or two of your own.

This Bus Runs On Clean Burning Tax Dollars. Lots Of Them. (Derek Hunter ‏@derekahunter7h)

Greyhound: It’s What’s for Dinner (Stephen Green ‏@VodkaPundit10h)

The Make College Affordable By Taking A Bus Ride To College Campuses To Convince Low Info Voters You Give A Crap Bus (The Morning Spew ‏@TheMorningSpew12h)

If We Run Out of Gas, It’s Bush’s Fault (Peter Pomonis ‏@ppomonis7h)

THIS BUS MAKES FREQUENT STOPS AT GOLF COURSES, VACATION DESTINATIONS, CELEBRITY FUNCTIONS AND PLANNED PARENTHOOD (Jax Teller ‏@jagxteller10h)

THROWING YOU UNDER IT – SINCE 2009 (Jax Teller ‏@jagxteller11h)

Hell on Wheels! (Bren(ghazi) ‏@whitewinery13h)

Leave the Driving to us (Dems) (Herman ‏@Lastmangoinfla17m)

The you didn’t build that-one. (B-rad ‏@)

BABY ON BOARD!!!! (NET Trans Mitchell ‏@nettransdrives10m)

More Taxes or Bust! (Taxed 2 Death n Mass ‏@MikeZupkofska15m)

Magical Taxing Tour (Taxed 2 Death n Mass ‏@MikeZupkofska16m)

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Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.

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