It’s not every day that someone comes up with a better mousetrap. But an entrepreneurial French nurse has. She has placed an ad at e-loue offering to rent out her breasts and capacity to lactate to parents unable to breast-feed their own babies.
The solution has many advantages: First, it’s a job that can be done only by women (against whom conservatives are currently at war).
Second, it solves the problem facing gay couples who adopt an infant but, as males of the species, are unable to provide the newborn with the benefits of fresh breast milk. Third, it forces parents to breast-feed their babies, which must be the only correct way to provide nourishment since nanny-state mayor Michael Bloomberg ordered public hospitals in New York City last year to hide baby formula so mothers of newborns would have no choice.
The ad, translated from the French, reads as follows:
I am a young mother in good health, nurse training, 29 years, and rent my breasts for breastfeeding of infants.
I’m in the Paris region, but willing to relocate. I offer up to a dozen feedings for your baby per day.
Homosexual male couples do not have the opportunity to breastfeed their babies. Breastfeeding helps babies to be healthier. Indeed, breast milk provides complete nutrients.
Contact me via the site.
Do not write unless you are serious.
The service doesn’t come cheaply. The woman charges €100 ($133) a day.
The International Business Times notes that the ad has caused a stir in France, a nation fiercely divided over the subject of gay marriage law. Another problem posed is the legality of renting out breast milk, a point on which legal scholars are also divided.
IBT writes that in 2011, when a similar offer was made via Facebook, prominent members of the French medical community protested, arguing that breast milk can be contaminated by bacteria or viruses.
Related Articles
- Michael Bloomberg wants hospitals to hide baby formula, force breastfeeding
- Appeals court upholds ruling slapping down Bloomberg’s ‘big gulp’ ban
- Latest feminist complaint: You never see the Virgin Mary breastfeeding Jesus (Photos)
- Oreo ad of baby feeding on exposed breast slips past the censors (Photos)
- Bloomberg uses ‘photoshopped amputation’ to deliver diabetes message
- Woman driver claims her 38KKK breasts saved her life in crash
- Woman busted for DUI says big boobs made her fail sobriety test
- SD woman breaks into home … to breastfeed a stranger’s baby
- NY mom arrested for feeding baby cocaine-laced breast milk
- For the palate that’s had everything: Breast milk ice cream
- NYC Mayor Bloomberg drops s-bomb while promoting hot dog eating contest
- NYC mayor follows up announced soda ban by celebrating National Donut Day
- NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg wants to ban jumbo soft drinks
- NYC Mayor Bloomberg bans food donations to homeless shelters (Update)
- Bloomberg uses ‘photoshopped amputation’ to deliver diabetes message
- 1,000 NYC pedestrians injured despite (because of?) Bloomberg’s goofy bike lanes
