Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if the scorning takes the form of unrequited passion.
Jilberto Deleon, 32, learned this the hard way on Dec. 27, when he and girlfriend Jennie Scott, 50, were providing each other with oral gratification, The Smoking Gun reports. According to the police report, Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring” Scott, who took out her frustration by whaling on her partner with her fists.
Deputies were summoned to Deleon’s home by a witness who heard the couple arguing and saw Scott atop Deleon ‘punching and scratching him.’ She also allegedly struck Deleon with a stick and threatened to hit him with a wrench before the tool was taken from her hand by the witness.
The report notes that Scott was already miffed before the lovemaking session began and ended prematurely because she had “heard Deleon having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day.”
Nor did she go peaceably once police intervened. A deputy notes that Scott, whom he described as “extremely intoxicated,” began kicking a window once inside the police cruiser. She only stopped after deputies warned her she would be maced.
Bail has yet to be set.
Howard Portnoy has written for HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.
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