If we take it as a given that white men can’t jump, it is beginning to seem clear that black men can’t pitch*. There is no need here to beat the very dead horse regarding Barack Obama’s famous performance on opening day at a National’s game, which for unknown reasons he decided to reprise recently at a little league game.
But rapper 50 Cent was given a chance to out the first pitch at a Pirates-Mets game at Citi Field Tuesday night, and the results speak for themselves (h/t The Blaze):
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* With apologies to Don Newcombe, Ferguson Jenkins, Al Downing, Vida Blue, Dontrelle Willis, and the many other great black MLB pitchers, past and present.
