Guess what Hillary Clinton is dressing up as this Halloween?

Guess what Hillary Clinton is dressing up as this Halloween?
Image: via Twitter

OK, those of you in the back row who said she’s going to wear an orange jumpsuit with a number, please leave. We’re trying to have a serious discussion here. Besides, that’s what she wore last year.

Nope, the question came up Monday night at the Auditorium Theatre in Chicago, which according to the Chicago Tribune was “packed with nearly 4,000 Clinton fans who paid $90 or more to hear her promote her account of the 2016 election, “’What Happened.’”

Asked onstage … what costume she was planning to wear for Halloween, the vanquished Democratic presidential candidate appeared momentarily flummoxed.

“I have to start thinking about it,” she said. “I think I will maybe come as the president!”

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Cue laughter and applause. …

What? No one had the presence of mind to let out a loud fart?

Seriously now, not one person found this pathetic? For cripe’s sake, the audience members were there to hear Clinton yammer on about why she should be president, which she has been doing incessantly since last Nov. 8.

At least some people saw the humor (if not the pathos) in the remark:

Others were a tad crueler, but more analytical:

Others went straight for the jugular:

The one unanswered question in the Tribune article was whether Hillary planned to dress up as Donald Trump (and in so doing acknowledge that he is the president) or simply to go as herself (and in so doing demonstrate that she’s still alone in the woods).

For those trying to imagine what she would look like in a Trump costume, one Twitter user provided a police sketch:

(h/t Twitchy)

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.


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