A team of thrifty, hard-working untransacted shoppers was inconvenienced last Wednesday by the appearance of an 87-year-old customer — reportedly a nun — at the entrance to Dick’s Sporting Goods in St. Louis. (H/t: Joe For America)
Just as the enterprising shoppers were speeding toward the door, in an attempt to save the store the hassle of charging them for $3,000 worth of North Face jackets, the nun walked in, with the uncertain gait of old age.
The untransacted shoppers ran her down. According to police, quoted by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, the lady senior suffered unspecified injuries.
The team is suspected of being behind another untransacted shopping expedition on Sunday, 25 October, involving $2,300 worth of Nike apparel.