Tweet of the Day: Libs claim Indiana pizzeria orchestrated public outcry to profit from it

Tweet of the Day: Libs claim Indiana pizzeria orchestrated public outcry to profit from it
Thanks for the memories.

We’ve been warned repeatedly that the Democratic Party is the “more cerebral” of the two major political parties in America. And if anyone needed proof that you have to get up pretty early to pull the wool over liberal eyes, it awaits on Twitter. There you will discover evidence of the left’s ability to get to the bottom of a scam via deductive reasoning.

Several deep thinkers, including’s Dave Holmes and Salon’s Elias Isquith, figured out that the anti-gay bigots who run Memories Pizza deliberately set out to enrage the nation’s clear-thinking citizens (on the left) in order to generate an enormous cash windfall from fellow morons (on the right).

The back story, for anyone who possibly missed it, is that a local news team in the Indiana town of Walkerton went jonesing for a business that supported the new Religious Freedom Reformation Act and found one in a mom-and-pop pizzeria whose owners conceded when prodded that they would not cater a gay wedding if approached to do so. Death threats were made by the members of the tolerant left, the shop was shuttered, and sympathetic donations began to roll in.

Here is where the sleuths on the left enter with their conspiracy theory:

My hat’s off to one and all for uncovering this shameful, albeit admittedly clever, ruse. The secret for anyone deceitful enough is simple. As one presumably non-liberal Twitter user explains it:

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Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.

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