Video: Charlie Sheen’s ‘out’ — as a Republican

Maybe Charlie Sheen will finally confer some zero-head cool on the GOP.

There’s always too much sheer Sheen-ness to encompass in a single post, and we do try to keep these QTs short.  But our colleague Rodney Lee Conover, over at Joe for America, picked up on Charlie Sheen’s latest enthusiastic, damn-the-torpedoes speculation about his personal future, and unearthed a gem in Sheen’s interview with Michael Loftus of The Flipside.  Not only is Sheen a conservative libertarian who votes Republican — he’s considering running for president.


As Rodney Lee suggests, Sheen is no less qualified than Obama was.

Sheen may have some ‘splainin’ to do about a few things, as the primary cycle ramps up.  There is his latest Delphic communication to the public on Brian Williams, for example, which appears to be an essay in blank verse:

Dear Mr. Williams,
Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust
and mercurial moment in
your awesome life.

First off,
for 24 years of inimitable
professionalism and top
shelf brilliance,
as a stone cold
passion driven and
(PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.

Thank you “squared”
for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis,
to myself and my family.
But for every other person alive,
(with a TV)
who relied
and still do,
on your poetic, insightful
and NOBLE sacrifices,
that made our longest nights
and our shortest nights
You good sir,
are a hero in my
“Entire Library”

you are clearly the victim of
a transparent and vile
witch hunt!
“staged” by hooligans,
non coms, cowards and
who’s only
desperate and
hideous goal is to discredit
the genius that they relied
on for almost 3 decades!

Now and forever you
are a true Patriot and a Hero
of mine
until the day i leave this
star crossed imperfect
Rock we call Earth…

Mr W:
hi 5’s
and refuge!
(if you need it!)
I remain humbly
and on
dangerous standby
at your service….

I am;
the MaSheen….

In addition to a conservative libertarian, Sheen has also described himself as an F-18 and a high priest Vatican assassin warlock.  We do know that he does not consider himself to be Thomas Jefferson.  In Sheen’s estimation, Jefferson “was a pussy.”

J.E. Dyer

J.E. Dyer

J.E. Dyer is a retired Naval Intelligence officer who lives in Southern California, blogging as The Optimistic Conservative for domestic tranquility and world peace. Her articles have appeared at Hot Air, Commentary’s Contentions, Patheos, The Daily Caller, The Jewish Press, and The Weekly Standard.

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