If the production values here — short, cheap, tinny — are any indication, Sharknado 2 will be another instant cult classic.
This trailer seems to have as little point to it as a commercial advertising the Post Office. Of course, postal service commercials are usually longer, of higher quality, and have more content.
It’s not like there’s any possibility of giving Sharknado 2‘s plot away. We can confidently predict that it doesn’t have one. Certainly, prospective viewers wouldn’t be discouraged by any previews of gore. Hey, spot us some beef, here, guys.
Tara Reid and Ian Ziering are back for The Second One. Joining the cast: Judd Hirsch, Vivica Fox, Andy Dick, Judith Friedlander, and Kelly Osborne, among others. 2 premiers on 30 July on SyFy, which only partially explains the totally limp trailer.
If you need more than this to whet your appetite, TMZ has some production footage.