Missouri may be the “Show Me” State, but there is only so much of Madelyn Sheaffer the staff at a local water park was interested in seeing. On the Fourth of July, the 43-year-old Sheaffer — who recently lost 100 pounds and is proud of the new, svelter her — decided to show her trimmer physique off at Adventure Oasis Water Park in Independence.
The only problem from the point of view of management is that Sheaffer, who is extremely buxom, was wearing an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny bikini that barely concealed her ample assets. So she was politely asked to cover up or leave.
Sheaffer told the powers that be to have police remove her bodily so that she could file a complaint against the park. She explained to NBC affiliate KSHB-TV:
I just felt like I was singled out. I felt like it was both age and body discrimination and I felt like I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave.

Officials at the water park have refused to comment on the incident, referring the matter to the Independence City Manager, who has likewise been unavailable.
In the meantime, Sheaffer’s Facebook page shows off even more of her curvaceous figure, suggesting she may have a tad of the exhibitionist in her.
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