Gays, guns, other distractions from Obama economy, Boston and Benghazi

Gays, guns, other distractions from Obama economy, Boston and Benghazi

le sueur peasContrary to popular mainstream (liberal Democrat) media opinion, we are still waiting for an economic recovery and the first openly gay male player still active in the NBA, NFL and MLB.

But Mike, over 100,000 jobs were “created” last month and Jason Collins of the Washington Wizards “came out.”

If only the same number of jobs existing before the new jobs were created, still existed!

But alas, as we sit here in Month 52 of the Age of Obama, the total number of Americans employed is still less than the number employed on the last day of Month 96 of the Age of Bush43, i.e. the day before President Barack Obama’s First Inaugural. Remember that guy? You know, the Celebrity-in-Chief that was re-elected last year when a majority of voters decided that ex-President George W. Bush was still responsible for all problems economic or otherwise.

Still can’t quite place this Obama cat? OK, he’s the guy that cut off questioning of the surviving Boston Bomber to congratulate a former NBA player for having the “courage” to call Sports Illustrated and admit that back during his playing days he was oriented to have sex with men. Remind you of recitations of the acts of valor by those awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor? Me neither.

Not sure yet if free agent (Collins ‘came out’ the day AFTER his contract with the Wizards expired. Jason is ‘active’ in the NBA like I am, and I’ve never played professional basketball apart from wagers on pick-up games at the YMCA, but I digress…) Collins will be nominated for a CMOH or if former ACORN attorney Obama will serve as the 36-year old’s agent to try and find an NBA team to sign up a guy that averaged less than three points and rebounds combined, per game, last year. Hopefully Collins won’t also “come out” against background checks for gun sales between gay non-gun dealer partners at gun shows, lest we risk another Sandy Hook.

But then again, the gun used by the Connecticut mass murderer was registered with his mom. So, think a gay man will come out for the Democratic Party’s dream of a federal law allowing the police to enter homes at will after Marathon Bombings or merely to enforce new laws requiring gun owners to properly store their weapons so that their children don’t have access? Only random checks of the homes of registered gun owners by Big Brother could possibly work. But then what of the Supreme Court’s ruling striking down state sodomy laws in Lawrence v. Texas when an exigent search of a home happened upon a Collins-like act of courage between two other men that were also not then active players in the NBA?

Enough already Mike! The Obama Administration won’t come clean on its Benghazi lies, Islamist terrorism threat denials, the national debt crisis or the anemic economy.

So you mean that blaming the Ambassador and other American deaths in Benghazi on a video that Hillary says doesn’t make any difference at this point, Mirandizing Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, changing the cost-of-living formula for Social Security beneficiaries and reminding us of J.P. Morgan’s record profits, isn’t “coming clean”?

Guess not, but who knows, maybe tomorrow we will learn that President Obama and the First Lady held a conference call with three offensive linemen on NFL rosters who are courageous partners in a bigamous gay marriage whose ex-wives aborted fetuses with the help of Planned Parenthood. God bless America…

…unless you desire Life, Liberty and pursuits of same -sex, economically prosperous (able to afford Le Sueur instead of just store brand/generic peas), secure-in-the-homeland-and/or-foreign-embassy-or-consulate happiness.

“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson

Mike DeVine

Mike DeVine

Mike DeVine is a former op-ed columnist at the Charlotte Observer and legal editor of The (Decatur) Champion (legal organ of DeKalb County, Georgia). He is currently with the Ruf Law Firm in Atlanta Metro and conservative voice of the Atlanta Times News.


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