Destiny’s Child – 8 Days of Christmas
Destiny’s Child managed to keep tradition alive with their title track to the album, 8 Days of Christmas. That tradition being, the curious need to say the band’s name in every song they performed.
Rolling Stone joked of the song – since Beyonce sings about her true love giving her a CLK Mercedes on the second day, it’s “no wonder DC shortened their holiday season by four days – their beaus would’ve been flat broke by the twelfth day.”
Rolling Stone also called the tune “insipid.” You be the judge.
Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber – All I Want For Christmas Is You
Carey and Bieber teamed up to ruin her holiday hit, All I Want For Christmas Is You. The video (seen below) was put out in 2011, when Carey was 41 and Bieber was 17. It features an endless reel of shots showing Carey from behind wearing a short skirt and high heels, and leaning up against a wall. Apparently the wall was in danger of falling over.
We hope you enjoyed our review of the five worst Christmas songs you’ve never heard. As you gather with loved ones today, feel free to make your season bright … by avoiding these tortured tunes.
Merry Christmas!
Cross-posted at the Mental Recession
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