The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground. —THOMAS JEFFERSON, 1788

Low information voter alert: Obama OKs unlimited food stamps during Thanksgiving

Obama uncensored food stampsTwitter rumor takes on a life of it’s own…

The 2010 presidential election had a particular politically correct phrase for functionally illiterate mouth breathers who relied on The Daily Show, The View and Pimp with a Limp for their news and informational needs.

The societal leeches who think Gubmint Trick-or-Treat lasts from January 1 to December 31 have a name.

Civic parasites, thy name is Low Information Voter.

Über conservo-babe Michelle Malkin’s Twitter watchdog site Twitchy has been monitoring the micro-blogging webpage’s postings of Comrade Soetoro’s army of governmental subsidized EBTea Baggers experience wave after wave of veritable Obagasms at the mere rumor of unlimited taxpayer-funded food stamps for the habitually lazy and incurably stupid during the upcoming Thanksomeone-else-giving season.

Case in point:

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But wait, there’s more.

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And it just gets better.

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Is it really asking Allison, Ric and RIP that if they want all that food, glorious food, whether maybe a job might factor into the equation somewhere?

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Damn the luck, just when I was going to put a Smiley Face on Sebastian’s paper for the correct usage of the English language, I caught a peek at his Twitter Handle.

Hiz Englush teachur muste be verry hapy wit him.

But I Digress…

Never underestimate an EBTea Bagger for not only jumping to any given conclusion, but ripping its throat out, disemboweling it while its heart is still beating, and eventually sucking the marrow out of its very bones even as the death rattle sounds.

Turns out all the foodapalooza excitement was prompted by a fake TMZ site in which the Kenyan interloper supposedly stated to a CBS News interviewer:

It’s kind of my way of saying ‘my bad’ for the whole Obamacare-government shutdown fiasco.

Sadly, the faux-websites “About” page even stated:

This website is comprised of satire and parody of current news and urban culture. For entertainment purposes only.

I guess the Low Info Voters didn’t make it that far.

They probably stopped reading when they hit the word “free.”

T. Kevin Whiteman is a retired Master Sergeant of Marines. He is the founder of the blog Unapologetically Rude and has written for Examiner and other blogs.

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  • Night Owl

    That’s funny, in a way. Aren’t they in for a shock? All the people shown on those tweets look young and healthy. It’s sad that they were raised so poorly that they live like they do. It’s more sad that we all have to pay for them to live like they do.

    The people in Louisiana who went wild when the EBT cards showed no limit for a few hours are now paying the price. They are being thrown off the food stamp program for a year or something, and the ones who have previous strikes against them may be thrown off forever.

  • cozmo

    Shiloh will praise them and Nordicelt will get out his broad brush.

  • teejk

    Looks like they all own Smartphones!