The 2010 presidential election had a particular politically correct phrase for functionally illiterate mouth breathers who relied on The Daily Show, The View and Pimp with a Limp for their news and informational needs.
The societal leeches who think Gubmint Trick-or-Treat lasts from January 1 to December 31 have a name.
Civic parasites, thy name is Low Information Voter.
Über conservo-babe Michelle Malkin’s Twitter watchdog site Twitchy has been monitoring the micro-blogging webpage’s postings of Comrade Soetoro’s army of governmental subsidized EBTea Baggers experience wave after wave of veritable Obagasms at the mere rumor of unlimited taxpayer-funded food stamps for the habitually lazy and incurably stupid during the upcoming Thanksomeone-else-giving season.
Case in point:
But wait, there’s more.
And it just gets better.
Is it really asking Allison, Ric and RIP that if they want all that food, glorious food, whether maybe a job might factor into the equation somewhere?
Damn the luck, just when I was going to put a Smiley Face on Sebastian’s paper for the correct usage of the English language, I caught a peek at his Twitter Handle.
Hiz Englush teachur muste be verry hapy wit him.
But I Digress…
Never underestimate an EBTea Bagger for not only jumping to any given conclusion, but ripping its throat out, disemboweling it while its heart is still beating, and eventually sucking the marrow out of its very bones even as the death rattle sounds.
Turns out all the foodapalooza excitement was prompted by a fake TMZ site in which the Kenyan interloper supposedly stated to a CBS News interviewer:
It’s kind of my way of saying ‘my bad’ for the whole Obamacare-government shutdown fiasco.
Sadly, the faux-websites “About” page even stated:
This website is comprised of satire and parody of current news and urban culture. For entertainment purposes only.
I guess the Low Info Voters didn’t make it that far.
They probably stopped reading when they hit the word “free.”