Uncle Joe Biden’s scary bedtime COVID stories

Uncle Joe Biden’s scary bedtime COVID stories
Who will blink first (Image via Twitter)

The holidays will soon be upon us. And how better to usher in this joyous time of year than with a spooky bedtime story from the nation’s new number 1 uncle, Joe Biden? The Grinch in his colorful tale is called “COVID-19,” and if we don’t all  stay home like the good little obedient boys and girls The State wants us to be, then just watch out!

Isn’t it refreshing to think that the nation will no longer be plagued by Donald Trump’s incessant lies over the pandemic, and that a man who trusts and believes in SCIENCE is now calling the shots?

Biden begins his tale by noting that in years past the Biden clan went away together every holiday season. He explains that even then the get-togethers were limited to “just nuclear family,” which he defines as “mom, dad, sons, daughters, husbands, wives, and grandchildren.” You don’t have to have a degree in the science of genetics to know that in-laws and their children are not part of one’s nuclear family, but Uncle Joe isn’t that bright.

Or that honest. This is revealed in his hysterical warning (which he proceeds with the lie “I don’t want to scare anybody here”) that “we’re likely to lose another 250,000 people — dead — between now and January.” He accentuates each word, and especially dead, for fright appeal.

So Biden wants us to believe that in the next month, nearly as many people in the U.S. will die of COVID as have in the previous eight months. Which scientist is he quoting?

LU Staff

LU Staff

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