Liberal “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert mocked MSNBC host Rachel Maddow Wednesday for massively overplaying her big scoop on Donald Trump’s tax returns and making her audience wait for what turned out to be a nothingburger.
Imitating Maddow, the late night comedy host did a mock segment in which he teased a “very significant” joke heard by Trump.
“I hold in my hand something very significant,” he begins. “It is a joke. A joke that we have confirmed has been heard by Donald Trump. We believe that this is the first time any joke connected with Donald Trump has been released.”
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— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) March 16, 2017
Maddow was widely criticized for making her audience sit through a long discussion about the context of the Trump tax return she said she obtained, ticking off a list of unanswered questions and conspiracy theories about Trump’s connection to Russia, and then waiting for a commercial break before finally getting to the meat of the scoop. Maddow waited so long to break the news that the White House went ahead and released a pre-emptive statement discussing the details of the return in question.
“The joke in question: Why did the chicken — but first a word on chickens,” Colbert quips in his routine. “Chickens are flightless birds, domesticated 3,000 years ago in Mesopotamia. They produce both meat and eggs, as well as companionship. They are eaten by people. People like Russian oligarch Dmitry Rybolovlev. … He’s a Russian! With confirmed ties to chickens.”
“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Colbert added. “Okay what are roads? Why do we need them? Do tax dollars pay for roads? They do. What can be a road?”
“And where is this road crossing chicken going?” he continues. “Mar-a-lago? Is it going to Russia to be chicken kiev? These are important questions I will be answering. But whether or not you’re a Trump supporter, whether or not you’ve heard this joke before, it ought to give you pause that after all of this buildup — I still haven’t gotten to the punchline.”
Maddow’s big scoop ended up showing nothing more than that Trump made a lot of money in 1995 2005 and paid his taxes, and at a higher rate than both former President Barack Obama and Vermont Sen. [score]Bernie Sanders[/score].
This report, by Rachel Stoltzfoos, was cross-posted by arrangement with the Daily Caller News Foundation.
