Were you a problem child? Find out by taking this simple test

I came across this quiz at a friend’s Facebook page. The friend will remain anonymous because his answers to the questions led to this result:

You were 61% naughty growing up, so you were a “Little Bit Wicked.” You were a magnet for mischief growing up, but we bet you have some pretty good stories. A little bit of “wicked” goes a long way, right?!

My refusal to identify this individual has nothing to do with telling tales out of school. In fact, there is nothing to tell. He is one of the kindest and most selfless people I’ve ever known.

Then again, the multiple choice questions are pretty loaded, so his score is understandable. Question 5, for example, is  “At what age did you start using curse words?” Since none of the choices is “In the womb,” I found myself having to settle for the next best answer.

I didn’t take the test, though I’m confident my NQ (naughtiness quotient) would be north of 61%.

See how you are you fare if you dare.

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.


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