You’d never forgive us if we didn’t open a thread on this one. It’s ridiculous; it’s inappropriate; it’s nutty; it’s the Super Bowl in New Jersey!
In more important news, Denver imploded like a toddler who missed his nap and stayed up too late. Really, we’re talking total meltdown. By the middle of the third quarter, Peyton Manning in the pocket looked like a three-year-old throwing Cheerios. And that was on the rare occasions when the Broncos had the ball long enough to register on industry-standard monitoring equipment.
There was some awful score at the end, and a round of well-deserved congratulations to the Seahawks, who did play their guts out, even if they had to overcome a few mistakes of their own. Up the NFC.
Enjoy the viral clip of the (currently unidentified) Truther having his brief second of fame. Seahawk linebacker Malcolm Smith, who ran 69 yards for a pick-6 off Manning and recovered a Denver fumble, handles the interruption of his MVP presser with aplomb.
Congrats to the Seahawks.