Cleveland Indians’ new team name will honor traffic pillars on a crumbling bridge

Cleveland Indians’ new team name will honor traffic pillars on a crumbling bridge
Chief Wahoo

[Ed. – They could have made the name even dumber by using the full titles of the pillars, making the new team name the Cleveland Guardians of Traffic.]

The Cleveland Indians announced on Friday that, beginning next season, the team will be called the Cleveland Guardians. Rather than honoring the bravery of Native Americans, the new name will now honor the contributions of a couple of traffic pillars on a crumbling city bridge that spans the infamous Cuyahoga River. I am not making this up.

Yeah, cool history, but it has nothing to do with baseball. And, for what it’s worth, the Hope Memorial Bridge (allegedly named after entertainer Bob Hope) is five miles south of the original Municipal Stadium. So much for historical ties to the team.

In a weird video produced by a bunch of PR hacks and narrated by Tom Hanks, the Indians organization tried to convince fans that the “Indians” part of Cleveland Indians is not important.

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