[Ed. – OK, but somebody’s got to do something about lumber prices.]
Dickson City Police share on Facebook a list of calls they get from various places.
One call in particular stood out earlier this week-
Police say at around 3:26pm on June 22, they were called to Home Depot on Commerce Boulevard.
That call was for ‘disorderly people having an exorcism in the lumber aisle for the dead trees’.