Victoria’s Secret unveiled: New spokeswoman is Megan Rapinoe

Victoria’s Secret unveiled: New spokeswoman is Megan Rapinoe
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[Ed. – Get woke, go broke.  Look:  like most iconic clothing brands, Victoria’s Secret’s advertising appeal is basically that the wearer of their clothing will be a happy human.  And that’s all we’re going to say about that.]

So Victoria’s Secret, a decades-old brand premised on sexy fun, is looking to deliberately destroy itself by appointing — lol — the humorless and brittle Megan Rapinoe as its new spokeswoman.

The humorless and brittle Rapinoe will not be alone in what can only be a Producers-style conspiracy to sabotage Victoria’s Secret from within. Among others, joining Rapinoe will be Valentina Sampaio, a male model who identifies as a woman, and plus-size model Paloma Elsesser.

Yeah, where do I sign up for that catalog…

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More from the Daily Mail:

Former chief executive Cynthia Fedus-Fields added that although it was ‘probably time for the Angels to go’ the brand had to find a way to ‘move forward while maintaining existing customers.’ …

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